brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(Source: j-a-g-e-r)

yourinnerdemons:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

image

therunawayinthetardis:

imagine tamaki suoh in a dollar store

vriskaaserket:

I WAS DRINKING WATER AND I JUST SPIT IT OUT ON TO MY SCREEN HOLY SHIT

vriskaaserket:

I WAS DRINKING WATER AND I JUST SPIT IT OUT ON TO MY SCREEN HOLY SHIT

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

  • Parents: You need to study more
  • Parents: You should take harder classes
  • Parents: You are not a child anymore you can pay for your own things
  • Parents: You need to work more hours
  • Parents: You need to do more community service
  • Parents: You need to do more chores
  • Parents: You have to drive your siblings everywhere lol
  • Parents: You figured out what you're doing with the rest of your life yet?
  • Parents: You need to find a way to pay for college
  • Parents: Empty the dishwasher
  • Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHG
  • Parents: Why would you react like that you are such a disrespectful child we did not raise you to be this
copperbadge:

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

Just a minute while we Retrieve your information.

copperbadge:

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

Just a minute while we Retrieve your information.

(Source: bobasprite)