jerkidiot:

"I’m still alive but I’m barely breathing"

That happened to my lite

I put it together with duct tape then put a Nerf case on it

laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

celebratinghappiness:

My fucken life

(Source: anythingcomic.com)

mishas-dunkinronpas:

koteizu:

I’ve struck gold.

oh my jesus

snk + inspirational quotes

(Source: erwinnsmith)

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

Woman? Is that meant to insult me?

(Source: dreamberks)